I need to smoke out of this.
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
I hope my parents fall in a ditch sooner rather than later. ;)
If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
crying, run DMC is true hiphop at its finest